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+ | ====== Changing Breeds Review Part V: Apparently "Act Natural" | ||
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+ | The Derangements unique to this line are so terrible that I'm just going to copy and paste //every single one// and comment on them all. | ||
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+ | > Cage Shock (mild): Similar to a caged beast, your feral grows distressed. Pacing back and forth, he whines or snarls. Enclosed spaces feel constricting; | ||
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+ | It's a bad sign when even the game acknowledges something will cause " | ||
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+ | > Feral Frenzy (severe): It's all a trap. The beast must be free. Tearing at any barrier between himself and freedom, this werebeast acts...well, | ||
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+ | So, being literally, vaguely, or metaphorically constrained in any sort of fashion has a good chance of sending me into a FATAL-esque frenzy of expelling body waste, fucking things, and murder. I bet Byron Hall's spirit animal is one of those goats that collapse in a paralyzed heap when even remotely startled. | ||
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+ | > Neoprimitivism (mild): The modern age is bullshit to your character. She affects tribal fashions, sports tattoos, goes barefoot everywhere and yammers about “the Pure Ones” — ancient people who supposedly lived in perfect harmony with Nature.\\ | ||
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+ | There is literally a derangement that makes you a stereotypical filthy hippie. The way this is written, I honestly can't tell if it's taking the piss or not. | ||
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+ | > Feral Antics (severe): Like a wild animal, your feral bites, scratches, shits on the floor and generally behaves in counter-civilized fashion. She sheds as much clothing as her companions will tolerate, and speaks as little human speech as possible.\\ | ||
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+ | First, fuck you game, for being patronizingly {{https:// | ||
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+ | > One with the Bears (mild): He’s not half-animal — he’s //all// animal. Trouble is, this feral' | ||
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+ | Despite license to play a literal therian, it's this derangement that convinces me that somebody on the writing staff knew // | ||
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+ | > Hate of Man (severe): People suck. All of 'em. Overwhelmed by the stench and disregard of modern Man, the feral avoids people as much as possible. When forced to confront human company, he shivers with hate, spews insults and might even attack for little or no apparent reason.\\ | ||
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+ | I find it funny that all three of these different types of animalistic derangement all end up with Fishmalk levels of intolerable player actions, just with // | ||
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+ | > Beast Fears (mild): This person’s afraid of animals, including the one in the mirror. Around beasts or fellow shapechangers, | ||
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+ | Y' | ||
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+ | > Obsessive Humanity (severe): Conflicted about his own nature, this werebeast dresses expensively, | ||
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+ | "HAVE I REMINDED YOU THAT I AM A HUMAN TODAY?" | ||
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+ | > Filthy Brutes! (mild): Your character doesn’t fear animals — she hates 'em. Lashing out subconsciously at the beast within herself, she teases and torments animals whenever possible. Flicking cigarettes at zoo beasts, kicking dogs and throwing water at kitties is normal fun for her. Naturally, this slides her further down the scale of sins.\\ | ||
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+ | Oh, you thought I was kidding about that " | ||
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+ | > Hunter King (severe): The worst hunter of all is the one who’s killing her own reflection. This shapechanger murders animals with extreme cruelty. Only rarely does she assume beast-form to do it. Proud of her bloodlust, she becomes a warped reflection of Man the Conqueror. She kills because she can, and may be highly acclaimed among humans who don’t know her true nature.\\ | ||
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+ | Yep. There' | ||
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+ | > I'm No Animal (mild): In a constant state of denial, this shapechanger refuses to...well, change shape. Unless extremely stressed, he won’t assume an animal form — and if he does, he immediately regrets it. In human form, he does everything he can to distance himself from his true nature. All traces of his double life are hidden with obsessive zeal.\\ | ||
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+ | See, this one I actually kind of like. It actually seems like a real psychological defense mechanism that would happen if someone suddenly discovered they could turn into a swarm of bees. If they didn't just run around screaming "THE PAAAAAAAAAAAIN!" | ||
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+ | > Banish the Beast (severe): He won't Change. At all. Obsessive to the point of insanity about his role as a **man, goddammit**, | ||
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+ | Again, I kinda like this one, even if it does kind of neutralize a lot of what makes a shifter a shifter. Oh wait, this is Changing Breeds, that's exactly why I like it. | ||
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+ | And now, for the Hall of Shame when it comes to this chapter' | ||
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+ | {{ https:// | ||
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+ | This is for the Favor that gives you razor skin like a shark. Now, not only are the faces goofy looking, look carefully at this and you'll see all sorts of perspective fuckups. What's with the dude's punching arm? Where' | ||
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+ | {{ https:// | ||
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+ | Apparently, goat-men have needle teeth, are more man than goat, and are hermaphroditic satanists. | ||
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+ | You think I'm joking about that last part, don't you. | ||
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+ | And now, we get to the picture chosen to demonstrate the Warform, awesome power of Nature, the hellish vengeance of Earth given form, the raw power of all that is Good: | ||
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+ | Good night, everybody. | ||
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+ | Next time: The Breeds. | ||
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