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Star Wars
Star Wars is a multi-media franchise started by George Lucas with the release of the first film, then called āStar Warsā.
Currently, it is owned and painfully mismanaged by Disney.
Notes
Disney Canon Versus True Canon
I donāt recognize anything that was created by Disney to be canon. As far as Iām concerned, the old Expanded Universe (or āLegendsā) is canon. For this reasonā¦Iām just not really gonna talk about it at all.
This also applies to The Clone Wars ā the 3D animated show ā which I donāt recognize as canon either. Disneyās canon is built entirely around that show and, well, it ended up breaking everything when it came out.
My perspective is that Disney canon (and The Clone Wars) should be eliminated from canon, with the original EU being used as a foundation for new content instead.
If youāre interested in my reasonings why, Iāll link a few relevant videos here. But for a channel that has proper Star Wars lore, focused around the EU, go to Manda-LORE.
Relevant Videos
All of these videos are concerned with The Clone Wars. The first four are created by Manda-LORE and are focused around how it doesnāt fit into the EU/Legends, or are just focused on EU-related stuff.
The latter two videos are just a retrospective/review of The Clone Wars and are, generally, of a lower quality. There is (or will be at some point) a section in Speculah concerned with an argument from the second video.
Reviews
Iāll keep it mostly barebones for now.
Overall
The franchise overall is very good, Iād say. Though with notable hiccups.
Original Trilogy
I think that the original trilogy isā¦good, though not as good as itās often made out to be.
Episode VI is obviously the weakest and the least sensical, though itās debatable just how bad it is.
I really donāt have that much to say, honestly.
Episode IV: A New Hope
Re-watching this recently, it was pretty good. What else can I really say?
I liked the portrayal of the Empire; they came across as very competent and spooky.
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
I thought this one was competently put together as well, with the Empire remaining quite competent and spooky.
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
I think this one does the Empire a little dirty by having them lose to the freaking Ewoks, but otherwise the film is pretty solid. There is no reason given for why Han was suddenly promoted to General though, seeing as he had been frozen in carbonyte since the last film.
The thing I would like to focus on (before I re-write this entire article of course) is that the Jabba the Hutt sequence of events is not actually that stupid. For those unaware, a lot of internet critics (particularly those associated with the EFAP crew, though not exclusively) seem to think that Lukeās plan in Jabbaās palace is completely nonsensical and breaks the film. After re-watching the film, I donāt think this is the case. It only seems to break down if you assume that Lukeās plan was perfectly thought up from beginning to end, but I donāt think so. I think that, instead, Luke simply positioned a few pieces all in one place with the intent of breaking Han out, but he didnāt perfectly plan everything from beginning to end. It was more like Luke had several ideas in mind and he wasnāt sure exactly which one would end up working. The biggest issue with this plan is that Luke couldnāt have known for sure what would happen to everyone involved. My guess is that the actual initial plan was to have Leia break Han out, and then from there break everyone else out from the palace, which failed, forcing Luke to intervene directly.
Iāll re-write this all eventually to be a bit easier to understand of course.
Prequel Trilogy
Having grown up watching these films, I have a slight bias towards them. Howeverā¦I do think that much of the frequently-levied criticism towards these films is not valid.
A lot of strange decisions were made during the production of these films, but itās also clear that a lot of thought went into it as well.
Among the things that Iād say were good:
- The fact the Jedi Order is not really that great and, in fact, kinda bad.
- The fact the Republic was corrupt, which allowed the Clone Wars to happen and the consequent rise of the Empire.
- The political intrigue, thoughā¦meh.
Among the things that Iād say were bad:
- The acting is really weird, though to what extent this is bad is debatable. There are times when you could argue itās intentional and kinda good.
- The Clone Wars lasting just a few short years is unusual.
- Palpatineās plan is convoluted and pretty weird all things considered.
- Darth JarJar being abandoned.
- The tech level between the Prequels and Originals possibly being in discord.
But thatās all Iāll say for now. I have a preference for the Clone Wars era, however.
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
I recently re-watched the film, so Iām thinking of revisiting this article. Weāll see!
The above statement still applies, but for now Iāll just write a few of my thoughts down.
While I was watching the film, I felt engaged almost constantly. I was enjoying myself and didnāt really have the urge to do other things to be honest. There were a few moments where I rolled my eyes (a lot of the JarJar comedy was just bad, though I did almost laugh at one moment; Anakin was a little off sometimes), but otherwise I didnāt think it was bad at all. I was even surprised to find that the acting was good.B)
The visuals were pretty good too. Naboo is actually beautiful.
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
After a recent re-watch, this is where I started wondering why people think these films are bad. Seriously not terrible.
More to be written later.
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Same re-watch situation, except one comment I have for now is that the fights (especially the Palpatine/Yoda and Obi-Wan/Anakin fights) were really engaging, to the point I was completely silent during those fights.
More to be written later.
Trivilinks
- Honestly? No clue what Iād link here.

