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So What?

So What! 2007 is a Hyper Techno song that I discovered via ParaPara, though that isn’t immediately relevant. What makes this song relevant is contained within the lyrics.

So what?

Rather than copy the lyrics verbatim I’m, instead, going to explain what happens in this song.

Our protagonist first explains that he was in the backseat of his “main man” Brad’s car, who was driving about 70 mph. When the protagonist looks to his right side, he spots a 90-year-old man in an electric wheelchair. He then exclaims “it don’t get no better than this”.

The scene shifts as our protagonist explains he was ‘down’ with this woman who told him, later, that she was married. This he did not know.
Her husband then bursts thru the door carrying an assortment of weaponry: guns, knives and “all kinds of bad shit”. The husband makes it clear that he intends to *muder* our protagonist.
Naturally, our protagonist exclaims: “Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, so what!”
The husband accuses our protagonist of being with his wife (who is presumably in the room with them) to which our protagonist explains that he’s never seen her in his life. She is, again, presumably in the same room as them.
The husband, naturally, accuses our protagonist of lying…to which the protagonist shrugs and decides to head off. The husband responds by karate-kicking him in the eye, “trying to make a brother like me cry”.

The scene shifts again as our protagonist presumably survived the encounter and heads to the ‘discothèque’ where “boy meets pussy and ya boy eats pussy”. There he encounters a hot as fuck woman…who stinks and is dancing around like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. But the protagonist emphasizes that she stinks. Though she is also looking upon our protagonist like she wants to “make love”.
So our protagonist exclaims “So What!” and “on second thought, she did look kinda fine” and, further, realizes that he isn’t going out to get married so he’ll “get a condom and do the nasty”.

And thus ends the quest of our valiant protagonist.

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