Labyrinth is a bizarre film about David Bowie acting like David Bowie surrounded by goblins.

Describing what it’s like to watch this film is difficult. It isn’t really bad or good as much as it’s meh.
But since there’s so much weird stuff in it, you end up feeling a bit…off. There’s so much that just makes you wonder what the Hell you’re watching.

I think the jokes were pretty funny though and they’re some of the few things that work in the film.

David Bowie as the goblin king is an interesting choice. Though his crystal balls were a bit, well, weird.

The production value was higher than the script deserved.

Watch it at least once.

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• “Kick him in the crystal balls!”